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Phosfluorescently target clicks-and-mortar growth strategies for timely infrastructures. Monotonectally embrace high-quality applications.
Ridiculous Item

Not Ready For College

“Given the choice between losing their jobs or keeping the full 4 hours on instruction for students who enter the college with English as their second language and with significant lack of preparation for college level work, English faculty chose to act on behalf of their students and their colleagues have supported them”.—the Academic Senate of Queensborough Community College in Bayside, N. Y.

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Annapolis Prof Disses Academy

Academics have always had a hard time accepting the service academies even when they work for them.

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Academic Ponders Free Enterprise

When academics turn their attention to America’s free enterprise system, they prove definitively that they never worked in it.

Current Wisdom

Cultural Capitalism

“What we call basic skills are only ‘basic’ because they are one aspect of the cultural capital of the middle class.”—Southern University Professor Lisa Delpit

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Sesame Street/Easy Street

Sesame Workshop, which reported revenue of $130,606,413, in 2009, says 35 percent comes from “corporate, foundation and government support.”

Faculty Lounge

Education Not Spelled J-O-B-S

Doubtless the president’s amen corner in academia loved it when he answered a debate question on jobs with a dissertation on education. Yet while academics may have stomped and whistled, those unenlightened folk outside the faculty lounge might be forgiven if they find the First Answer clueless.