Ridiculous Item

Prof decries influence of “hillbilly porn” that he seems to have been the only viewer of.

Professor interprets Dr. Strangelove in ways even its cast and crew never did.

Law Prof mangles history of U. S. Constitution and George Washington’s teeth.

Overlooking a student government president’s citizenship status because he is on the right side of an amnesty bill for illegal aliens.

Looking for loans in all the wrong places—Venezuela.

You might not be surprised to know that those who believe that Americans are not taxed enough already include—academics.

A search for defenders of social security who believe the program is sound turned up…an academic.

Professors still believe that the woes that afflict higher education can be solved through federal intervention.

In the war on terror, a BC sociologist sees the major problem in the Middle East as—Israel.

Eating, sleeping and watching TV are not only part of living, they are part of many course catalogues.

College recruiters are seeking out an unlikely batch of recruits—high school dropouts.

Baby disrupts pro-choice argument.