UN-Prepared Girl Scouts

Apparently the Girl Scouts have decided to modernize their age-old motto: Be Prepared. “The World Association of Girl Scouts and Girl Guides hosted a no-adults-welcome panel at the United Nations this week where Planned Parenthood was allowed to distribute a brochure entitled ‘Healthy, Happy and Hot,’” Terrence McKeegan of the Catholic Family & Human Rights Institute reported on March 11, 2010. “The event was part of the annual United Nations Commission on the Status of Women (CSW) which concludes this week.”

“The brochure, aimed at young people living with HIV, contains explicit and graphic details on sex, as well as the promotion of casual sex in many forms.”

“Many people think sex is just about vaginal or anal intercourse,” the brochure claims, “But, there are lots of different ways to have sex and lots of different types of sex.”

“There is no right or wrong way to have sex,” the brochure advises. “Just have fun, explore and be yourself!”

“Improve your sex life by getting to know your own body,” the GS literature suggests. “Play with yourself!”

“Masturbation is a great way to find out more about your body and what you find sexually stimulating. Mix things up by using different kinds of touch from very soft to hard. Talk about or act out your fantasies. Talk dirty to them.”

Malcolm A. Kline is the Executive Director of Accuracy in Academia.